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In The Beginning…

In the beginning was the plan and then came the assumptions and the assumptions were without form and the plan was without substance and the darkness was upon the face of the workers and they spoke amongst themselves saying “It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh much”. And the workers went to their [...]

February 3, 2010 · teejay · No Comments
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4×4's?

My aversion to 4×4 vehicles on public roads has been documented already, but I need to relay an incident that happened a few days ago. I was driving to work a few days ago behind a Reliant Rialto – for those who don’t know they are fibre-glass 3 wheel death traps. This one, however, had [...]

January 17, 2007 · teejay · No Comments
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Where I have seen him before?

Where have I seen him before?

January 8, 2007 · teejay · No Comments
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Thought for the day

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there will be a large, elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. Source: BT Yahoo Answers

November 28, 2006 · teejay · No Comments
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It made me laugh

October 29, 2006 · teejay · No Comments
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And so it begins..

I have just installed the Lightbox plug-in – to try it out click the image below

September 18, 2006 · teejay · No Comments
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Quote…unquote

“Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them” Albert Einstein

August 25, 2006 · teejay · No Comments
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According to research

According to research 18:02 on the 29th of May is the time you are most likely to sneeze Source Mail On Sunday 21st May 2006

May 21, 2006 · teejay · No Comments
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Thought for the day?

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages. Terry Pratchett from Wyrd Sisters Page 245

May 16, 2006 · teejay · No Comments
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Thought for the day

“In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that He did not also limit his stupidity.” Thanks Moshu for these words of wisdom

April 27, 2006 · teejay · No Comments
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